Sci-Fi Party Line #232 Sixth Annual Turd Off for 2015

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The most favorite Sci-Fi Party Line tradition is back!

Welcome to our SIXTH ANNUAL TURD OFF!

We mention several terrible films such as Vice, Maze Runner: Scorch Trials, 400 Days, Robot Overlords, Teenage Mutant Ninja, and more but they didn’t make the Official Turd List because they weren’t popular enough and/or had no expectation of being epic.

These are the criteria that we base our decision:
1) Squandered Effects: Did they have a budget and use SFX in a meaningful way to advance the story or were SFX not compelling and misused/underutilized given the budget of the film?
2) Acting?: The acting contribute to the enjoyment of the film or was it painful to watch? Did the casting make sense for the film?
3) Turdage Per Dollar: Was there a big budget and nothing to show for it? Did they use the budget to create an effective film or was it wasted?
4) Fury Up On Exit: Were you pissed off when you were done watching this film? Do you still have residual fury when you talk about it?
5) Which Sequel Would Offend the Least?: Do you want a sequel? Could you tolerate a sequel?

2015 Official Turd List

Fantastic Four – $120M Production Budget, $56M Domestic Gross, $168M International — Made the list because it is a Marvel property and should live up to Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Avengers, Agents of SHEILD, Daredevil, and Jessica Jones.

Jupiter Ascending – $176M Production Budget, $47M Domestic Gross, $176M International — Made the list because it was a highly anticipated project from the Wachowski’s.

Terminator: Genisys – $155M Production Budget, $89M Domestic Gross, $350 International — Made the list because it brought back Arnold Schwartznegger as the Terminator and starred Emilia Clarke and Jai Courtney.

“Blanded to DEATH!”
– Carl (@robominister)

“That was the worst type of anything that you could have done, ever!”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

Films of Turds Past
2010 Last Airbender vs. Skyline*
2011 Cowboys & Aliens vs. Transformers: Dark of the Moon*
2012 Branded* vs. Lockout
2013 After Earth* vs. RIPD and The Host vs. Gallowwalkers
2014 The Signal vs. Transformers: Age of Extinction*

*Winners of past Turd Offs

 

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Sci-Fi Party Line #231 Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Today we discuss the most anticipated film of the year, maybe even the decade: Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

We have a full crew: Cat (@fancyfembot), Eric (@BullittWho), Carl (@robominister), Darrell (@robominister), and Hanako (@hmrpotter).

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Sci-Fi Party Line #230 Walking Dead Season 6 Midseason Finale

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I meant SEASON 6 Midseason Finale. We have a full crew again: Cat (@fancyfembot), Eric (@BullittWho), Carl (@robominister), and Hanako (@hmrpotter). Today’s we discuss the midseason finale of The Walking Dead with a little bit of Fear the Walking Dead thrown in for good measure. We were video chatting at the same time so forgive us if we seem distracted.

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Sci-Fi Party Line #229 Fear and The Walking Dead

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Forgive our randomness and editing (or lack thereof). We have a FULL crew: Cat (@fancyfembot), Eric (@BullittWho), Darrell (@TheVoice123), Hanako (@hmrpotter), and Stephanie (@stephbystereo). Today’s episode features our thoughts about AMC’s Fear the Walking Dead and our views on the first two episodes of season 6 of The Walking Dead.
You also get to hear our reactions as we watch the latest Star Wars trailer live!

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Sci-Fi Party Line #228 Sleepy Hollow SE03

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Hanako (@hmrpotter) and Cat (@fancyfembot) discuss the latest season of FOX’s Sleepy Hollow.

Sleepy Hollow airs on FOX Thursdays 9/8c.

http://www.fox.com/sleepy-hollow/

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Sci-Fi Party Line #227 Humans, Ex-Machina, Her

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Cat (@fancyfembot), Carl (@robominister), and Tom (@chewywater), the newest member of the Sci-Fi Party Line Podcast family, discuss an ALL FEMBOT episode: the season finale of AMC’s Humans, Ex-Machina, and Her.

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Sci-Fi Party Line #226 Extant season 2 sans the finale

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Cat (@fancyfembot) and Carl (@robominister) welcome Tom, the newest member of the Sci-Fi Party Line Podcast family! In this episode we discuss Extant.

Extant on CBS

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Sci-Fi Party Line #225 Fear the Walking Dead

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Cat (@fancyfembot), Eric (@BullittWHO), Hanako (@hmrpotter), Darrell (@thevoice123), and Stephanie (@stephbystereo) discuss AMC’s Fear the Walking Dead. There’s shawarma with more Walking Dead/Voyager discussion at the end.

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Sci-Fi Party Line #224 Humans

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“It started with Small Wonder.”
– Carl (@robominister)

“I had a sci-figasm.”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

Cat, Carl, and Eric (@BullittWHO) discuss AMC’s Humans.

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Sci-Fi Party Line #223 SyFy Friday Premieres

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“Sci-Fi on the SyFy Channel?”
– Carl (@robominister)

“I had a sci-figasm.”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

“Heeeeyyyy. Wait right here, I’m gonna mow down a trailer home of old folks just so we can have some formula.”
– Carl (@robominister)

“We have to get Linda Hamilton on at least one episode Game of Thrones. It will be the first time all three Sarah Connors will be on the same show. BAM!”
– Carl (@robominister)

“Were the McCauley’s McCauleying around in the video game? I don’t think so! They’re like friggin’ Shia Labeouf of Transformers. That was never in the original cartoon.”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

SyFy Friday is back strong! Cat and Carl discuss the glorious return of science fiction to the SyFy channel and the exciting new Friday shows: Defiance, Killjoys (@1:07:00), and Dark Matter(@1:26:13).

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Sci-Fi Party Line #222 Game of Thrones – SHAME!

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“If I sound excited that’s because Cat’s back on board with ‘Game of Thrones’ being the best show ever!”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

“Oh yeah, he has tons of bastards…”
– Eric (@BullittWHO)

“Reek decided to grow some balls…”
– Hanako (@hmrpotter)

“The apocalypse is working out for some of us.”
– Carl (@robominister)

“I don’t think it was like a test that was forseen by the gods or presented like ‘here comes the Kobayashi Maru‘.”
– Eric (@BullittWHO)

“There was room on the dragon for a couple of more people.”
– Carl (@robominister)

Strap in folks! This episode is a WHOPPING THREE HOURS and perhaps our longest show yet!

Today’s crew is Hanako, Carl, Eric, and Cat. In today’s episode we talk about the child-burning, dragon-flying, castle-jumping, tree-hanging, battle-losing, oath-keeping, poison-kissing, shame-walking, bastard-stabbing, epic-awesomeness that is Game of Thrones. Cat gets a chance to gloat. Hanako gets a chance to eat crow. Eric reveals that he’s been in a situation similar to Cersei. Carl is certain that Tussin will easily heal the majority of the non-deaths we saw on the finale and that Jon Snow “can walk it off”. We tease @newmutant and praised @ronycamille for giving us the epic Shame! soundbites that we turned into ringtones. We also gave shout outs to Adam F, Alex A, Dominic W, Robert Y, David M, Christina K, Nikki P, Charles, RoddyKat, and Mark C to thank them for always giving feedback on our show.

Game of Thrones airs on Sundays 10/9 on HBO.

http://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones

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Sci-Fi Party Line #221 Salem | Not Quite the Finale

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“She’s showing him the universe in the marital bed.”
– Hanako (@hmrpotter)
 
“By the end of his life, George was her bitch.”
– Hanako (@hmrpotter)
 
“John found out Mary was a witch and he went crazy… what is he even doing?”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

 

Today’s crew is Hanako and Cat and they talk about Salem. This episode covers information two episodes shy of the finale.

Official Salem Website on WGN.

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Sci-Fi Party Line #220 Game of Thrones – Hardhome

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“I have a vagina and if I see a woman being raped, I’m gonna have a response.”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

“They have done one too many rape scenes and it’s getting out of hand but I’m trying to keep an open mind that the story has to go somewhere.”
– Hanako (@hmrpotter)

“The only thing I have vitriol for this year … is hate-watching Flash and Arrow.”
– Eric (@BullittWHO)

“When King Snake’s … head got crushed like a grape, I think I blinked more than usual.”
– Eric (@BullittWHO)

“Meanwhile, frickin’ zombies.”
– Carl (@robominister)

“They could have spent a couple of more bucks on some of those effects. I was waiting for Jon Snow to turn around and say ‘Get some’.”
– Carl (@robominister)

And now HBO presents World War Z on ice.

Today’s crew is Hanako, Carl, Eric, and Cat. In today’s episode we talk about rape, murder, battles, and controversy of Game of Thrones – A Song of Fire and Ice. It’s an intense conversation from beginning to end and there is a language alert because has all the feels. At the 56:16 mark through the 1:02:04 mark we talk book spoilers that may have major implications for characters on the show – but it is all speculation.

Shawarma begins at 1:56:25 which includes Carl moaning about the lack of podcasts being released yet doesn’t lift a finger to help, iZombie complaints, and Eric and Hanako wax about Twilight, yes, you read that right, Twilight.

 
Game of Thrones airs on Sundays 10/9 on HBO.

http://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones

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Sci-Fi Party Line #219 Unbreakable – Yes, M. Night

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“When it comes to telling the story, what is he doing? Why is he doing this to us?”
– Carl (@robominister)

“It took me awhile to watch ‘Lady in the Water’… and I didn’t hate it.”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

This episode was recorded February 15, 2015.

Jaimel Hemphill (@JaimelHemphill) has gone and done it. He got Cat AND Carl to re-watch Unbreakable – yes, the film from 2000 – AND to record an episode of SFPL about it. Hijinks ensue.

M. Night Shyamalan Wants To Make Unbreakable 2 : Electric Boogaloo.

Wayward Pines on FOX.

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Sci-Fi Party Line #218 Salem

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“Spit in someone’s face? That’s an automatic ass whoppin’.”
– Hanako (@hmrpotter)

“No only did they cut it off, it was replaced with a bird.”
– Cat (@fancyfembot)

Hanako and Cat get together to roughly recap the first season of Salem and to talk about the season 2 season premiere. Near the end of the show we discuss shows you can look forward to us discussion this season.

 

Salem airs on Sundays 10/9 on WGN.

http://wgnamerica.com/series/salem

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